"Ah hello ol friend do you see what I see? I see bannana yellow,the color of pee! When I see yellow I don't get mellow ol fellow. I get happy with a smile that goes as long as a mile! Ah but wouldn't you know? That bannanas put on quite a good show! They give very much nutrients that help you grow! But then let's not forget the bad things they do. Like killing your family and the all your pets too! They gouge out their eyes and laugh at their pain! And that's why bannanas like to kill when theres lots and lots of rain,the drizzly water gives such a spectacle. Even when they're chopping off a testicle! Ah now ol friend have you seen what I mean? That when bannanas smile they'll eat you like a green!"
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